His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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