His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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