Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i think i have herpe
just one?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize