Me too!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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