at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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