Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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