I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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