trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
did i just pee glitter
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