It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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