I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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