Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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