Welp...herpes.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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