Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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