Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I didn't notice because vodka
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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