Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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