But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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