I have demons in me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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