Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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