it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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