Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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