We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??