Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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