is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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