she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.