i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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