Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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They took my balls.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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