God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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