College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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