Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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