This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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