i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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