I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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