he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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