Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
