windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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