when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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