All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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