Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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