Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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