wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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