i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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