Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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