lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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