ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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