so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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