She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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