Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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