Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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