from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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