are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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