glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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