thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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