you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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