moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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