his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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