dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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