Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
