Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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