You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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