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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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