these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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